IKEA

Long ago in days of yore
It all began with a god named Thor
There were Vikings and boats
And some plans for a furniture store
Its not a bodega, its not a mall
And they sell things for apartments smaller than mine
As if there were apartments smaller than mine

Ikea: just some oak and some pine and a handful of Norsemen
Ikea: selling furniture for college kids and divorced men
Everyone has a home
But if you dont have a home you can buy one there

So rent a car or take the bus
Lay your cash down and put your trust
In the land where the furniture folds to a much smaller size
Billy the bookcase says hello
And so does a table whose name is Ingo
And the chair is a ladder-back birch but his friends call him Karl

Ikea: just some oak and some pine and a handful of Norsemen
Ikea: selling furniture for college kids and divorced men
Everyone has a home
But if you dont have a home you can buy one there

Ikea: plywood, brushed steel
Ikea: meatballs, tasty
Ikea: Allen wrenches
All of them for free
All of them for me

Im sorry I said Ikea sucks
I just bought a table for 60 bucks
And a chair and a lamp
And a shelf and some candles for you
I was a doubter just like you
Till I saw the American dream come true
In New Jersey, they got a goddamned Swedish parade

Ikea: just some oak and some pine and a handful of Norsemen
Ikea: selling furniture for college kids and divorced men
Everyone has a home
But if you dont have a home you can buy one there

Duration : 0:2:45

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Duration : 0:2:41

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Duration : 0:1:20

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Album: This is the Life [Deluxe]
I’m coming out of my cage
And Ive been doing just fine
Gotta gotta be down
Because I want it all
It started out with a kiss
How did it end up like this?
It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss
Now Im falling asleep
And shes calling a cab
While hes having a smoke
And shes taking a drag
Now theyre going to bed
And my stomach is sick
And its all in my head
But shes touching his chest
Now, he takes off her dress
Now, letting me go

And I just cant look – it’s killing me
And taking control
Jealousy, turning saints into the sea
Turning through sick lullabies
Choking on your alibis
But its just the price I pay
Destiny is calling me
Open up my eager eyes
Cause Im Mr Brightside

Im coming out of my cage
And Ive been doing just fine
Gotta gotta be down
Because I want it all
It started out with a kiss
How did it end up like this?
It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss
Now Im falling asleep
And shes calling a cab
While hes having a smoke
And shes taking a drag
Now theyre going to bed
And my stomach is sick
And its all in my head
But shes touching his chest
Now, he takes off her dress
Now, letting me go

‘Cause I just cant look – it’s killing me
And taking control
Jealousy, turning saints into the sea
Turning through sick lullabies
Choking on your alibis
But its just the price I pay
Destiny is calling me
Open up my eager eyes
Cause Im Mr Brightside

I never…
I never…
I never…
I never…

Duration : 0:4:6

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Duration : 0:5:29

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Featured Track:
“Larry Tee – Let’s Make Nasty (Dirty Basement Remix)”

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Special Thanks to Ali Waley & Stevie West.

Duration : 0:4:36

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Featured Track:
“Larry Tee – Let’s Make Nasty (Dirty Basement Remix)”

www.dirtybasement.co.uk

Special Thanks to Ali Waley & Stevie West.

Duration : 0:4:36

Technorati Tags: Dirty Basement, Electro, House Fidget, Larry Tee, Lets Make Nasty, Live, ultra